we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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