Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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