i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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