I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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