"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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