He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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