He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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