i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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