You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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