dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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