They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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