So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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