We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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