There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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