he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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