The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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