So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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