i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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