note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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