He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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