I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
i out mim tonsoeep
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