I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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