I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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