Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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