Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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