I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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