I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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