Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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