That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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