So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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