This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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