operation harelip BJ is a go
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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