Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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