wanna go halves on a baby?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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