just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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