Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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