He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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