So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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