I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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