did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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