Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Please, let me fuck your mom
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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