are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My liver just broke up with me...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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