areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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