this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
smell my finger.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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