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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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