It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the day after is always just damage control
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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