i was born a porn star she said
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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