apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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