like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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