gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Two words: nipple clamps
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