I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
