I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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