are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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